Long Live The Dachshund
There’s something incredibly uncomfortable about having so much trust in someone onl...
Blessed Be Those Who Are Gentle
YALL this movie is a real thing!! If someone being nice to you, don’t be a dick. Thi...
Nah.
No. Just no.
Abstinence is key
I think the best part about scary movies is the unknow ‘fear’. In this story, ...
The Devil has style
You’re going to want to have the subtitles on for this one and light all the candles...
RAGE not brains
You know life sucks when you can trust rats more than men. The start of this movie may be ...
Twinkies Are LIFE
Not a ‘scary’ movie, but I think I would do good in this zombie-infested world...
I <3 Antonio Banderas
These two good lookin’ men are a SNACK. I think this is when I had my sexual awaking...
2319!!
I love this movie! Oddly jealous of a fictional animated child…
Sand Worms Rodeo
The guy has good taste. I’ve been searching for a black and white tux now for ages&#...
Aristocracy Witchcraft
This movie is a rollercoaster of WTF and OH SHIT. I had to close my eyes at one point. 10/...
Just took a DNA test and my blood isn’t in the book
LOTS of jump scares. I don’t think the people next to me in the theater liked me ver...
Death to Nazis
EXCUSE ME!! Who in the world wrote this movie?! Who made the music for this?! Who directed...
Never Trust Robots
Not to give it away or anything… But total twist at the end. Definitely meant to be ...
Dog Free To A Good Home
If you ever find yourself in a bar and there is a freaking pagan star over the door, STAY ...
It’s a real ‘head turner’
If you EVER see some kid tide up to a bed; don’t call a catholic priest. First, call...
Fuck Sharks
A couple of things about Jaws. 1) I now have an unhealthy fear of the ocean and everything...
Can Brad Pitt Be My Hubby?
Running zombies are my biggest fear. This movie definitely was rushed, but not in a GOT wa...
Creepy Dude In A Painting
What would you do in a creepy dude in a painting was trying to steal your girl? Blast R...
Let Me In!!!
NO, I will not let you in. Also, If my kid was screaming like that I’d punch him in ...
So Bad. Must Must Finish.
Fucking RANDOM ASS DUDE comes up to you in a bar talking about a treasure, you know that i...
Don’t trust children named Malachi.
If you see random ass kids running around in a cornfield, RUN THE OTHER DIRECTION. The end...
I Never Knew My (Grand)Father!
Family drama comes in all shapes and sizes… and dimensions. This movie is filled wit...
Addams Family > Your Family
Are you looking for a harrowing supernatural thriller to watch this Halloween night? Look ...
My Head Hurts
If you find yourself on a lonely island with people with mental problems, then you might h...
No Peaking
Scared the shit outta me. Never leaving my house again.
Never Go To Iowa
Think you’ll be safe from zombies out in the middle of nowhere? Think again.
Trippin’ Balls
You’ll never look at Nicolas Cage the same way again. This movie is full of strange ...
Trippin’ Balls
You’ll never look at Nicolas Cage the same way again. This movie is full of strange ...